March 8, 2001

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    HOW TO HANDLE STRESS

    1. Jam 19 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze
    them out.

    2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.

    3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

    4. When someone says "Have a nice day!" tell them you had
    other plans.

    5. Forget the diet-center and send yourself a candy-gram.

    6. Make a list of things that you have already done.

    7. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to
    nursery school as if nothing was wrong.

    8. Leaf through National Geographic and draw clothes on the
    natives.

    9. Go shopping, buy everything, sweat in it, and return it
    the next day.

    10. Pay your electric bill in pennies.

    11. Drive to work in reverse.

    12. Dance naked in front of your pets.

    13. Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.

    14. Tattoo "Out To Lunch" on your forehead.

    15. Refresh yourself; put your tongue on a cold, steel
    guardrail.

    16. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal
    messages.

    17. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it
    gets back to you.

    18. Write a short story using alphabet soup.

    19. Stare at people through the lines of a fork and pretend
    they are in jail.

    20. Make up a language and ask people for directions.

    21. Retaliate for tax woes by filing your tax forms with
    Roman numerals.

Comments (6)

  • What great ideas, i have done some of those things (#2,3,4,6,8,12,& 19), but I will have to try a few of the others...sound like fun to me! :-)

    2 eProps for you!

  • Well... I've done alot of those--- but no tatoos on my forehead yet! ;-)

    {{{janet}}}

    --robinlt--

  • Funny... :-D Im glad that you're finally cheering up... :-)

    Thanks for commenting ...

    webcreature

  • Just woh does eno get to evorgecurps, anyway?

    [see #20 above]

    Just a question. We have a few thousand dictionaries in this library...Do you have any suggestions WHICH one to read backwards for the subliminal messages? Don't want to waste time reading the wrong ones, or find myself thinking I am a female platypus or something like that.

  • That is so hilarious!!!  I'm off to sneeze some marshmallows out my nose and dance naked in front of the dog... wonder what kind of music i should put on?  Oh I know-  acid rock.  :D

  • # 19 is too funny.

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